A Rapscallion’s Diary: October 2022

Rapscallion Magazine Diary: despite calling for a boycott of the FIFA World Cup in Qatar I’ll be watching the games on TV like a first class hypocrite

I am a hypocrite. I nod in agreement with Greta Thunberg about global warming but drive an old diesel car and often fail to wash out plastic margarine containers for recycling and even worse have bought single use cups of coffee at Starbucks’ take-aways. I like to think I have principles but most of the time I kid myself that I live to my own high moral standards.
The subject of double standards and hypocrisy in particular prodded my mind due to the football World Cup in Qatar. Apart from the bribery and corruption scandal of how the middle East country got the gig there’s the issue of human rights in a nation ruled by one family has exercised minds.
In Qatar women have to get the permission of a male guardian, spouse, or relative to travel, take a job, have reproductive health care – even when they are divorced – and they have to cover their hair – while domestic violence is not illegal.
Being gay is a crime punishable by death, while the harsh treatment of overseas workers has been well documented. It is illegal to criticise the country’s ruling Al Thani family, to form a political party or a trade union with journalists routinely arrested and imprisoned for doing their job.
Should I boycott the competition and not watch the games despite being a football fan? No. I will watch the matches on TV – even though I despise totalitarian nations like Qatar – but a true critic of the country would switch off the TV or radio as soon as FIFA is mentioned. So much for my principles – only one notch higher up on the moral high ground than David Beckham and Gary Neville.
Then there are liberal minded friends and family who go on holiday to places like Qatar, Dubai, Turkey and Egypt and turn a blind eye to the dismal human rights there in order to soak up the sun. I do feel slightly more holier that thou compared to them as I holiday in Wales. They should be made to stay in one those Middle Eastern country’s prisons and tortured daily by being forced to watch the Keith Chegwin quiz show Naked Jungle, allow drunks to choose their pronouns and in some extreme cases stoned to death with heavy rocks. Harsh and unfair I know but we would be spared their cliched holiday snaps posted on social media.
So just like my failed efforts to stand with Greta Thunberg on global warming so I will compromise my principles and watch the World Cup and pretend I don’t know about the dark side of Qatar – but accept I’m a hypocrite.
Harry Mottram

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Cartoon: Harry Mottram

A Rapscallion’s Diary: November 2022
There is a certain type of person who I cannot stand: the snob. The type of person who thinks pantomimes are the lowest form of theatre, or that the literary novel with no plot is far superior to a page turner, or that a pub with a fruit machine and Sky Sports on TV is a lesser a place than a gastro pub with prices to match.
Of course I’m also a snob – and take delight in making mental lists of stuff I’m snobbish about.
People who think ‘travelling’ isn’t a long holiday are beneath contempt, anyone who dismisses Wales as a holiday destination, anyone who refuses to spend a fiver on a community raffle ticket as they don’t have cash – but live in a million pound house.
Yes, the list is long – and in an ideal world they would all be put in the stocks and pelted with rotting fruit or large rocks. Harsh, but justice would be done – if only for a few minutes.
Looking down on people is of course part of the humanoid condition – and I’m sure Neanderthal hunters must have looked down on their nouveau riche Neolithic neighbors and rolled their eyes when they stopped painting images in caves and began building stone circles and refusing to holiday in Wales.
There is clearly a Neanderthal gene in me.
Harry Mottram

For details for the work of the journalist Harry Mottram visit www.harrymottram.co.uk and follow him on FaceBook, Twitter as @HarryThe Spiv, Instagram, YouTube and God knows where else!